How To: Deal With SPAM

A few friends of mine who are interested in starting a blog ask me about how I handle SPAM that I have been receiving (quite annoyingly regularly) on my blog. I usually tell them that I ignore SPAM but do not delete it until I read it all when I have a few minutes to spare. Some are so rubbish I can’t stop laughing when I read them.

So my mantra is
READ
LAUGH
DELETE 
or better SHARE !!!

And all this is possible because we have Akismet to detect and block SPAM. Life is so easy when the unimportant stuff is filtered and placed away. Anyway, let us have some SPAM fun!

Some recent rich SPAM showered on my blog (+ my replies)

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BBT: Yes I have teeth but they are not responsive to salt, my tongue is because that is supposed to have taste buds. I will definitely not lighten my pearly ones. Who is a mouth expert BTW, dentist?

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BBT: I’d rather you don’t. Had I not checked out the sender name, it looked genuine.

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BBT: Another seemingly genuine comment until I saw the email Id.

THE BEST ONE

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BBT: I am out of words now! But the irony is that I received this on my post LOVE for the Weekly Photo Challenge. hahaha

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I hope you had some fun while reading this post. Thank you for visiting my little home in blogosphere. Have a great day!

How do you deal with SPAM?

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About RituKT

Hi! I am Ritu KT, Creator of Shopping Escapades - Makeup and Beauty Blog India. I love learning new things. There's always something cooking in my head! I enjoying getting dolled up even if there is nowhere to go. Reading is my passion. I am on a journey to discover myself!
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10 Responses to How To: Deal With SPAM

  1. Jess says:

    Hi! I nominated you for a Liebster Award! Check it out on my post at Waiting on a Word (p.s. This is not spam 🙂 )

  2. sortaginger says:

    I was thinking of writing a post on “Effective Spam Techniques for End Users”. With my luck, it wouldn’t get any spammy responses.

  3. TammyeHoney says:

    I will have to look closer before I hit the delete button next time, you made it fun..thank you

  4. Carrie Rubin says:

    Sometimes the spam is so complimentary, isn’t it? “This is the best blog I ever see.” Ah, thank you. And then other times it’s downright mean: “This was okay, but you could do better.” Ouch. 😉

    Thanks for stopping by my site. I appreciate it!

  5. Ritu KT says:

    Thank you so much Jess. I really appreciate it. I will check it out :))))))
    You are welcome to send Spam as well :)))

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